{"id":1070,"date":"2007-05-13T08:20:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-13T08:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/orthodixie\/2007\/05\/blind-man-bleakidy-blank-blagoslovi.html"},"modified":"2007-05-13T08:20:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-13T08:20:00","slug":"blind-man-bleakidy-blank-blagoslovi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/orthodixie\/2007\/05\/blind-man-bleakidy-blank-blagoslovi.html","title":{"rendered":"Blind Man, Bleakidy Blank &amp; Blagoslovi!"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/399\/blogger\/_iTncioBQZNk\/RkZqXf6BPNI\/AAAAAAAAAM0\/yDWYJ13_wCc\/s1600-h\/blindman.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:left;margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer;cursor:hand\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/399\/blogger\/_iTncioBQZNk\/RkZqXf6BPNI\/AAAAAAAAAM0\/yDWYJ13_wCc\/s400\/blindman.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"><\/a><em><span style=\"font-size:85%\">Here follows a portion of this week\u2019s <strong>Orthodixie Podcast<\/strong> on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ancientfaithradio.com\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Ancient Faith Radio<\/a>.<br><\/span><\/em><br><span style=\"font-size:180%;color:#ff0000\">I<\/span> regularly get emails from folks, clergy and laity, who are disappointed and seemingly stuck where they are in their current church, denomination, communion, or whatever they call their non-denominational grouping.<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s just say they all go to Blank Church, within the Blank Communion.<\/p>\n<p>Now at Blank Church, in the Blank Communion, things are looking kinda bleak. Many of these folks have sent me emails saying, \u201cDear Father, I still belong to Bleakidy Blank. What should I do?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Or: \u201cHELP! I\u2019m a member of Bleakidy Blank. I\u2019ve fallen and I can\u2019t get up!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>This is where the bad movie dialogue comes in. Did you ever see the movie <strong><em>TWISTER<\/em><\/strong>? Bill Paxton\u2019s character spends a good part of the movie saying the same lines, over and over. They go something like this:<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>RUN! GET OUT! HURRY! RUN!<br><\/em><\/strong><br>And, that\u2019s my first reaction, my gut response, to these emails: <strong><em>RUN! HURRY! GET OUT!<br><\/em><\/strong><br>Then the letter goes on to state, \u201cI\u2019ve been a member of Bleakidy Blank for most of my life\u201d \u2026 or, \u201cI\u2019m a pastor with a wife and 4 kids\u201d \u2026 or, \u201cI\u2019m ready for Orthodoxy but my wife isn\u2019t\u201d \u2026 or, \u201cMy sins are way too big to squeeze into narrow ol\u2019 Orthodoxy\u201d \u2026 etc.<\/p>\n<p>So that\u2019s when I think: <strong><em>RUN! GET OUT! HURRY! RUN!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>But, I know better. It\u2019s not so easy.<\/p>\n<p>Besides, when you\u2019re on the outside \u2026<\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"font-size:130%\"><strong>Listen to it all <\/strong> <\/span><\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ancientfaithradio.com\/podcasts\/orthodixie\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em><span style=\"font-size:130%\">H E R E<\/span><\/em><\/a><em><span style=\"font-size:130%\">.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"font-size:78%\">Image stolen from <\/span><\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pitt.edu\/~biohome\/Dept\/Frame\/schedulingtips.htm\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><em><span style=\"font-size:78%\">University of Pittsburgh<\/span><\/em><\/a><em><span style=\"font-size:78%\">.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here follows a portion of this week\u2019s Orthodixie Podcast on Ancient Faith Radio.I regularly get emails from folks, clergy and laity, who are disappointed and seemingly stuck where they are in their current church, denomination, communion, or whatever they call their non-denominational grouping. 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