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$\"\"$ <\/a>My ol\u2019 pal, Roxanne, found my Monster Magnet<\/a>. (Well, sorta<\/a>.)<\/p>\n

Add the word \u201cmonster\u201d to just about anything, and it suddenly becomes cool\u2014\u201cNo, it\u2019s MONSTER broccoli,\u201d \u201cBut these are your MONSTER church slacks,\u201d \u201cAre you ready for MONSTER long division?\u201d\u2014but it helps if the thing is already pretty cool to begin with. Such was the case with Wham-O\u2019s 1964 monsterpiece, the Monster Magnet, which fused the power of the monster with the power of magnetic energy \u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"