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Last week, on opening night, the Huneycutts sat fourth row from the big screen and the latest adventure of Cap\u2019n Jack Sparrow. What an extravaganza! If you like special effects and don\u2019t mind a good dose of blood and gore \u2026 by all means, go! But, face it, people just wanna see Johnny Depp in \u201cdrag\u201d \u2026 and the Disney folks make good use of that longing.<\/p>\n

When you watch the waves roll in while reading Michael Critchton\u2019s State of Fear<\/strong><\/em>, you obviously mull the threat (real and otherwise) of global warming. Yet, when you\u2019re reading Emily Bront\u00eb\u2019s Wuthering Heights<\/strong><\/em>, you have a different worldview entirely.<\/p>\n

Ken and Barbie are made in China. Jack Sparrow\u2019s made in Hollywood. War is made in the Middle East. Emily Bront\u00eb lived in England \u2014 where they\u2019re debating being shed of St George<\/a>.<\/p>\n

And the waves just keep rollin\u2019 in.<\/p>\n

May the Lord have mercy.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"