Today\u2019s broadcast is coming to you live from the American Southwest where we are \u2026 would you say \u201cblessed?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\nJahdaze:<\/strong> Absolutely not.<\/p>\nOkay, fine. We are happy<\/strong> to welcome to our broadcast Jahdaze Modem, a Junior Demon in the service of Satan. Welcome.<\/em><\/p>\nJahdaze:<\/strong> Thank you. Are you always such a happy fellow?<\/p>\nWell, no, now that you mention it. But I play one of the radio. <\/em><\/p>\nJahdaze:<\/strong> \u2026<\/p>\nHa! I play one of the radio! Get it?<\/em><\/p>\nJahdaze:<\/strong> No.<\/p>\nSorry. May I say \u201cforgive me?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\nJahdaze:<\/strong> Absolutely not.<\/p>\nAnyway \u2026 as you were saying?<\/em><\/p>\nJahdaze:<\/strong> I wasn\u2019t saying anything. I just asked if you were always so darned happy.<\/p>\nOh, yes. I remember now. The answer is \u201cNo.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\nJahdaze:<\/strong> Good.<\/p>\nHmm. If you don\u2019t mind my asking \u2014 why is that \u201cgood?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\nJahdaze:<\/strong> Devil. Remember?<\/p>\nRight. So you\u2019re not into the whole \u201cthink positive thing\u201d I suppose.<\/em><\/p>\nJahdaze:<\/strong> Please, can we move on? Ask a serious question.<\/p>\nHow \u2019bout \u2026 What\u2019s your latest project?<\/em><\/p>\nJahdaze:<\/strong> Country music.<\/p>\nCountry Music! What in the world \u2026 ?<\/em><\/p>\nJahdaze:<\/strong> Yep. Country music. The boss wanted me to pluck up something good for the C&W; folks. So far I\u2019ve come up with \u201cDon\u2019t Google My Name, O Lord.\u201d You like it?<\/p>\nLike what?<\/em><\/p>\nJahdaze:<\/strong> The song title!<\/p>\nSure. I guess. I can try Googling your name right now \u2026<\/em><\/p>\nJahdaze:<\/strong> Not my name, fool! It\u2019s a song! For humans! To cause them fear and despair!<\/p>\nAnd that\u2019s a good thing?<\/em><\/p>\nJahdaze:<\/strong> Look, pal \u2026 don\u2019t quit your night job.<\/p>\nHow did you know I had a night job?<\/em><\/p>\nJahdaze:<\/strong> Devil. Remember me? Hell \u2013 OOO!<\/p>\nRight you are. Okay, how \u2019bout a few verses of \u201cDon\u2019t Google My Name, O Lord\u201d for our listeners.<\/em><\/p>\nJahdaze:<\/strong> I don\u2019t know, I\u2019m a little rusty. But it goes something like this \u2026<\/p>\nDon\u2019t google my name, O Lord
Pass your mouse over me
Don\u2019t google my name, O Lord
Pass your mouse over me<\/p>\n
Click another one
Just like the other one
You\u2019re welcome to click on it
\u2018Cuz I sure don\u2019t want a hit<\/p>\n
[chorus]<\/em><\/p>\nClick another one
Just like the other one
Save my name till the bitter end
Come on and be a real friend (O Lord)<\/p>\n
That\u2019s amazing. You know it sort of sounds familiar.<\/em><\/p>\nJahdaze:<\/strong> Of course it does. We devils aren\u2019t very original.<\/p>\nNo, I mean \u2026 it sounds sort of 1960\u2019s or something.<\/em><\/p>\nJahdaze:<\/strong> Look! I know what you mean. It\u2019s always the same thing, is what I\u2019m trying to tell you!<\/p>\nBut \u2026 I don\u2019t get it.<\/em><\/p>\nJahdaze:<\/strong> Oh, I\u2019m sure you do. Don\u2019t waste time trying to figure it out. Just do it! That\u2019s my motto.<\/p>\nWait, that\u2019s Nike \u2026 uh, do what?<\/em><\/p>\nJahdaze:<\/strong> You remember the 60\u2019s pal? How \u2019bout the 70\u2019s? Huh? Well back then it was sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll. <\/p>\nOkaaaaay \u2026 uh \u2026<\/em><\/p>\nJahdaze:<\/strong> Well those folks are now listening to Country music and surfing the internet. New day, different drug \u2026 same results.<\/p>\nI have no idea what you\u2019re talking about.<\/em><\/p>\nJahdaze:<\/strong> My point exactly. Listen, how about another little diddy?<\/p>\nOkie doke.<\/em><\/p>\nJahdaze:<\/strong>This one\u2019s yet to be titled \u2026 probably aimed at a younger crowd \u2026<\/p>\nGet your modem runnin\u2019
Head on the info-highway
Lookin\u2019 for adventure
And whatever comes our way <\/p>\n
[chorus]<\/em><\/p>\nYeah, darlin\u2019 gonna make it happen
Take the world-wide-web in a love embrace
Fire all of the guns at once and
Explode in cyberspace.<\/p>\n
That\u2019s awesome. Listen, may I call you Jah?<\/em><\/p>\nJahdaze:<\/strong> You have no idea \u2026<\/p>\nClick!<\/em><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Today\u2019s broadcast is coming to you live from the American Southwest where we are \u2026 would you say \u201cblessed?\u201d Jahdaze: Absolutely not. Okay, fine. We are happy to welcome to our broadcast Jahdaze Modem, a Junior Demon in the service of Satan. Welcome. Jahdaze: Thank you. Are you always such a happy fellow? Well, no, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1691,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n
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