{"id":1670,"date":"2013-10-08T11:20:00","date_gmt":"2013-10-08T11:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/orthodixie\/2013\/10\/played-with-death-but-passed-through-the-tollhouse-in-clean-underwear.html"},"modified":"2013-10-08T11:20:00","modified_gmt":"2013-10-08T11:20:00","slug":"played-with-death-but-passed-through-the-tollhouse-in-clean-underwear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/orthodixie\/2013\/10\/played-with-death-but-passed-through-the-tollhouse-in-clean-underwear.html","title":{"rendered":"Played with Death (But Passed Through the Tollhouse in Clean Underwear!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><span style=\"font-size: x-large\"><b><span style=\"color: red\">I<\/span><\/b><\/span><span style=\"font-size: large\">f you happened to be driving down Highway 52 in Albemarle, North Carolina on an April afternoon in 1978, right there by Prospect Road \u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large\">Yep, that was me:\u00a0 in my light blue tux on my way to pick up my date for the Junior\u2013Senior prom.  It was sprinkling rain, my Monza 2+2 was totaled.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/399\/blogger\/-rjgXqp_v3MQ\/UlQDLAgwWBI\/AAAAAAAAH8o\/FK11cFnVQd0\/s640\/spbobdrive.png\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/399\/blogger\/-rjgXqp_v3MQ\/UlQDLAgwWBI\/AAAAAAAAH8o\/FK11cFnVQd0\/s640\/spbobdrive.png\" width=\"640\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large\"><i>Oh<\/i>, and not only that, there were about 50 record albums (LPs) and a stereo set scattered all over the highway.  You see, earlier that day, there was the annual \u201cSpring Fling\u201d dance outside the school buildings on the patio.  I was the DJ.<\/span><br><span style=\"font-size: large\"><br><\/span> <span style=\"font-size: large\">I didn\u2019t know this word back then, but: \u00a0 <i>Haram<\/i>.<\/span><br><span style=\"font-size: large\"><br><\/span> <span style=\"font-size: large\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large\"><b><span style=\"color: red\">F<\/span><\/b><\/span>ast forward to a middle aged man on the side of the road, this time dressed, not in a tux \u2026 but all in black. <\/span><br><span style=\"font-size: large\"><br><\/span> <span style=\"font-size: large\">It was Bright Thursday, four days after the annual midnight celebration of PASCHA and, for whatever reason, that morning as I was backing out of my driveway, headed to church for Bright Thursday Liturgy, I felt at one with \u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-size: x-large\">The <b>Orthodixie Podcast<\/b> on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ancientfaith.com\/podcasts\/orthodixie\/played_with_death_but_passed_through_the_tollhouse_in_clean_underwear\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">Ancient Faith Radio<\/a>!\u00a0<\/span><\/i><br><i><span style=\"font-size: x-large\">\u00a0 <\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-small\"><i>Image <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sbmania.net\/forums\/user\/3428-ugly-barnacle\/?tab=topics\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Source<\/a><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you happened to be driving down Highway 52 in Albemarle, North Carolina on an April afternoon in 1978, right there by Prospect Road \u2026 Yep, that was me:\u00a0 in my light blue tux on my way to pick up my date for the Junior\u2013Senior prom. 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