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B<\/b><\/span><\/span>ack in 2009, when my Father Confessor passed away, we Huneycutts inherited his dog \u2013 a black standard poodle named Wotan<\/i>.\u00a0 <\/span>Which means, as every dog owner knows, we now save lots of plastic grocery bags and take at least two walks a day around the block in our neighborhood.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n

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That\u2019s how I met Stan, the Big White Dog.<\/span><\/div>\n

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Stan\u2019s a smoker, which I found pretty amazing for a canine \u2026<\/span><\/div>\n
Welp, let me tell you about our first meeting:<\/span><\/div>\n

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It was a Sunday morning, I was walking Wotan while fretting over a sermon; I mean, ask any priest:\u00a0 <\/span>Saturday evenings & Sunday mornings are hard \u2026 temptations abound!\u00a0 <\/span>A sermon is never complete (no matter the preparation or lack thereof) until preached!<\/span><\/div>\n

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Anyway, I was wrestling with a message when, up ahead \u2026<\/span><\/p>\n

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