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The second man leaned calmly against a palm tree.<\/p>\n

When the first man saw how calm his friend was, he went crazy and shouted, \u201cDon\u2019t you understand?! We\u2019re going to die!!\u201dUndisturbed, the second man replied, \u201cYou don\u2019t understand, I make $100,000 a week.\u201d<\/p>\n

Dumbfounded, the first man looked at him and asked, \u201cWhat difference does that make?!? We\u2019re on an island with no food and no water! We\u2019re going to DIE!!!\u201d<\/p>\n

The second man answered, \u201cYou just don\u2019t get it. I make $100,000 a week and I tithe ten percent on that $100,000 a week. Wherever I am, my pastor will be sure to find me!\u201d<\/p>\n

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