{"id":2374,"date":"2006-02-03T09:53:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-03T09:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/orthodixie\/2006\/02\/yall-really.html"},"modified":"2006-02-03T09:53:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-03T09:53:00","slug":"yall-really","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/orthodixie\/2006\/02\/yall-really.html","title":{"rendered":"Y&#8217;all?  Really."},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><a href=\"https:\/\/img.viacomlocalnetworks.com\/images_sizedimage_033173800\/lg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:left;margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer;cursor:hand;width: 320px\" src=\"https:\/\/img.viacomlocalnetworks.com\/images_sizedimage_033173800\/lg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"><\/a>First we had Britney Spears as a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/orthodixie\/2006\/02\/britney-spears-cooks.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\">conservative Christian<\/a> \u2014 and a cook, to boot \u2014 Now here comes Osama Bin Laden <a href=\"http:\/\/wcbstv.com\/local\/local_story_033162841.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">portrayed as Christ<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.humaneventsonline.com\/sarticle.php?id=12146\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Elsewhere<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>Secondly, whoop-tee-do!  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.breitbart.com\/news\/2006\/02\/03\/D8FHN538A.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Unemployment is down<\/a>!  I wish it would go up a few points because in my experience not many people, especially young workers, really want to <em><strong>WORK<\/strong><\/em> these days.  Is it just me, or is the I-don\u2019t-care-what-you-want attitude prevalent everywhere?  I could give many examples, but then I\u2019d have to kill myself.  (heh heh)  See?  I don\u2019t know what made me say that (except maybe the gal at Burger King, the rep on the phone, the lady at the tax office, the one at the help desk, etc).<\/p>\n<p>Then there\u2019s my fantasy of a <strike>rocket launcher<\/strike> remote control to silence boom box cars playing <strike>loud music<\/strike> hellish garbage.<\/p>\n<p><em>Whew.  Okay.  Forgive me.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First we had Britney Spears as a conservative Christian \u2014 and a cook, to boot \u2014 Now here comes Osama Bin Laden portrayed as Christ. (Elsewhere.) Secondly, whoop-tee-do! Unemployment is down! I wish it would go up a few points because in my experience not many people, especially young workers, really want to WORK these [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1691,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2374","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Y&#039;all? 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