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$\"\"$ <\/a>Did you ever try to find something even remotely Orthodox in your local superstore, gift shop, or bible book store? Chances are, you\u2019ll find all manner of things purporting to be spiritual, religious, newfangled and Christian \u2014 though nary even a wall calendar reflecting the Ancient Faith. Besides, what should you do when you do find one? Here\u2019s a snippet of this week\u2019s [Best Of] podcast \u2026<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

H<\/span><\/span>ello! Welcome to Betsy\u2019s Cards and Things! May I help you?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014 Oh yes, thank you. I\u2019m looking for a Church wall calendar \u2026<\/p>\n

Sure, sweetheart! Over here we have the Woman\u2019s Oneness with the One<\/span> calendar which offers helpful sayings from leading Christian women to help meet the challenges of our crazy world!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014 No, actually, I was looking for something a little more traditional.<\/p>\n

Well, we have our Be-Happy-Attitudes<\/span> calendar \u2013 it\u2019s very popular \u2013 I like to call it our Christian Fortune Cookie Calendar! <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014 No, uh \u2026

See it offers happy sayings for each and every day of the week, and a funny Bible passage on every Friday \u2013 you know, TGIF<\/span>!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014 Actually, Friday\u2019s a Fast day.<\/p>\n

Oh, I know what you mean. I usually try to leave early every Friday if I can!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014 No, I mean Church wall calendars usually have Fridays colored in pink.<\/p>\n

PINK?!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Why didn\u2019t you say so? Why, we have this wonderful Pink Pinky Calendar<\/span> \u2026 complete with little strings attached to each month that you can tie around your pinky to \u2026<\/p>\n

The Orthodixie Podcast<\/span> on <\/span>Ancient Faith Radio<\/a>.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

PS \u2013<\/span> Thanks [again] to my daughter Mary Catherine for Voice #1; my wife has not given me permission to thank Voice #2.<\/span><\/p>\n

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