{"id":486,"date":"2009-11-29T05:52:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-29T05:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/orthodixie\/2009\/11\/guadalupe-river-2009.html"},"modified":"2009-11-29T05:52:00","modified_gmt":"2009-11-29T05:52:00","slug":"guadalupe-river-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/orthodixie\/2009\/11\/guadalupe-river-2009.html","title":{"rendered":"Guadalupe River 2009"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

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F<\/span><\/span>our years ago, the Huneycutts \u2014 freshly situated in the Republic of Texas \u2014 ventured to Guadalupe River State Park for our first, post North Carolina, camping trip. Last week, November 25-28, 2009 we were back in the same park (all of us, a whole lot of me \u2026 older<\/span>).<\/p>\n

Forgive the personal pics, but hoping you all had a happy Thanksgiving \u2014 enjoy!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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See that? Sweet, innocent \u2026 WAIT! Compare the pic above, from four years ago, to the one at the top of this post. What happened?!<\/p>\n

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Aha! There\u2019s the difference! Hammock Man, we\u2019ll call him Ham for short, got behind the camera.<\/p>\n

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He took, or directed, many of these pics.<\/p>\n

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See?<\/p>\n

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\u201cMom! Mom! Can I borrow the camera and take it down to the river? There\u2019s lots of fog \u2014 and it looks really creepy!\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cMom! I swear! I was just trying to take a picture of a fish, when \u2026 !\u201d<\/p>\n

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Knots on a log (or as one of the middle one\u2019s teachers would say: \u201cDon\u2019t just sit there like bumps on a pickle!\u201d)<\/p>\n

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1) I wonder what I\u2019ll be when I grow up \u2026
2) You better not post this on the Internet \u2026
(Having celebrated our 22nd wedding anniversary on the trip, thanks God, she hasn\u2019t killed me yet!)<\/p>\n

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Back then the caption read: \u201cSeven reads to three. Life don\u2019t get no better.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Four years later, he\u2019s 11 and she\u2019s 7, the caption reads: \u201cPlease! Follow the directions! Just take four giant steps backwards \u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u2026 or be eaten by this tree.<\/p>\n

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\u201cArrgh! This pic better not wind up on the Internet!\u201d (Oh, wait.) Ham hits the magic elixir: instant hot chocolate with tiny marshmallows; Scruffy hits the water. And, yes, for the purists out there, this is the official priest\u2019s \u2018I\u2019m camping with the family\u2019 outfit.<\/p>\n

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Teen contemplates the water \u2026<\/p>\n

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Mr Ham directs Miss Ham \u2026<\/p>\n

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(I have no idea \u2026 I just liked the pic.)<\/p>\n

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From us to y\u2019all \u2026<\/p>\n

Happy Thanksgiving! <\/span><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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