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$\"\"$ <\/a>L<\/span><\/span>ast month I posted some pics of the family in a sea of bluebonnets<\/a> (a Texas tradition). My oldest, at least when I reviewed the pics from the file, did not appear to have posed in the flowers.<\/p>\n

I was wrong.<\/span><\/p>\n

TEEN: Dad! When you posted the pics of our family and the bluebonnets, why didn\u2019t you put my picture up?<\/p>\n

DAD: Because you didn\u2019t get down on the ground in the bluebonnets.<\/p>\n

TEEN: Yes I did! (Teen then finds file, finds pic.)<\/p>\n

DAD: Fine. I\u2019ll put you up solo on my blog. (Thinking she would protest.)<\/p>\n

TEEN: Good! You\u2019d better!<\/p>\n

DAD: What? Should I leave your phone number, too?<\/p>\n

TEEN: (Who is responding to me but looking at her friend while talking) \u2013 No thanks, I don\u2019t need any Creepers.<\/p>\n

DAD: Creepers?<\/p>\n

TEEN: (To friend) \u2013 He doesn\u2019t live in this century.<\/p>\n

DAD: Keep it up and you won\u2019t live in this century.<\/p>\n

Anyway \u2026 as you were.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"