{"id":638,"date":"2009-02-20T05:01:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-20T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/orthodixie\/2009\/02\/i-did-not-sleep-with-that-canaanite-woman.html"},"modified":"2009-02-20T05:01:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-20T05:01:00","slug":"i-did-not-sleep-with-that-canaanite-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/orthodixie\/2009\/02\/i-did-not-sleep-with-that-canaanite-woman.html","title":{"rendered":"I Did Not Sleep with that [Canaanite] Woman"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

\"\"<\/a>I<\/span><\/span>t all started when Earl \u201cConstantinos\u201d Smith walked into my office and said, \u201cFather, I got troubles, can we talk?\u201d<\/p>\n

I said, \u201cSure, Earl, have a seat. What\u2019s buggin\u2019 ya?\u201d<\/p>\n

He said, \u201cFather, I\u2019m havin\u2019 trouble sleepin\u2019 these says \u2026 and when I do sleep, I dream the most confusing dreams. Why, the other night I dreamed I was a teepee.\u201d<\/p>\n

A teepee?<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cYou heard right, Abouna. I dreamed I was a teepee. Not only that, the following night I dreamt I was a wigwam.\u201d<\/p>\n

A wig-wam?<\/span><\/p>\n

Yep. One night I dreamed I was a teepee, the next thing ya know I\u2019m a wigwam \u2026 and \u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

Earl?<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cYes, Father?\u201d<\/p>\n

I believe you\u2019re too tense.<\/span><\/p>\n

Ha! Get it? You\u2019re two tents!<\/span><\/p>\n

Heh heh!<\/span><\/p>\n

Earl looked all confused for a second; he squinted his eyes and studied me.<\/p>\n

When \u2026<\/p>\n

Y\u2019all, let me tell ya \u2026 ol\u2019 Earl ain\u2019t got much of a sense of humour. That big ol\u2019 boy bounded right outta that chair, lifted me up against the wall and said, \u201cListen here preacher man, I ain\u2019t scared o\u2019 you, I been to jail. Why, I oughta knock some silliness outta that noggin\u2019 a yours!\u201d<\/p>\n

Then, he started calling me \u201cHoney\u201d \u2026<\/p>\n

Honey?!<\/span><\/p>\n

He said, \u201cHoney \u2026<\/span><\/p>\n

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