{"id":3565,"date":"2011-08-04T21:59:58","date_gmt":"2011-08-05T03:59:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/community\/paganportal\/?p=3565"},"modified":"2011-08-04T21:59:58","modified_gmt":"2011-08-05T03:59:58","slug":"pre-smurf-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/pantheon\/2011\/08\/pre-smurf-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Pre-Smurf Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

I am in an exceptionally good mood as I write this on a misty, post-storm Thursday morning. All is as it should be in the world. As you are reading this I will be unloading my belongings and stowing them in my new apartment, with the help, and occasional hindrance, of my sister and nephew. I\u2019m thrilled. It\u2019s the first time in my life I have moved to a place because I truly wanted to, and not because I had to. I\u2019m feeling pretty ecstatic about it.<\/p>\n

So I want to share the love before I dye my hair blue for your enjoyment, at which point I will be less ecstatic. Pictures of blue hair in honor of reaching 1,000 FB fans will go up tomorrow afternoon, but for now have some Horrible Histories!<\/p>\n<\/iframe>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Horrible Histories - Boudicca\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/1LhT7rCC6O8?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Horrible Histories - Aztec Priests' Song\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/uqNHbrVsfVQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Horrible Histories Celtic Boast Battle song(rap)\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/uXgtZbrcxBQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"HORRIBLE HISTORIES - Witchfinders Direct\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/YjeqRHdBwkY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am in an exceptionally good mood as I write this on a misty, post-storm Thursday morning. 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