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http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=IqRnTYJhZ4I<\/a>\n<\/p>

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Okay I\u2019ve thought about this quite a lot actually. After debating world needs v. personal calling and desires, i.e., what I would like to do with my life versus what the world needs, etc. I have to say regarding what superpower I would like to have if I could have any superpower I wanted. I think my answer would be:<\/p>\n

the ability to speed read super-fast with 100% retention in any language<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Can you imagine that? Not only could I read everything in English \u2013 theology, philosophy, history would be my area of concentration (not that I\u2019d really have to concentrate much because I could speed read). But I would be able to speed read Chinese literature and philosophy. I\u2019d be able to rock some French and German philosophers and theologians in their native language \u2013 not to mention Greek and Hebrew. This would be the greatest superpower I could imagine. Except maybe the power to cure cancer with only by speaking the person\u2019s name. That\u2019s a good one\u2026 or the ability to cleanse that air and environment from all pollution telepathically. That could do some good\u2026<\/p>\n

Personally I thought the Samuel L. Jackson idea was pretty strong \u2013 not that I get in that many arguments.<\/p>\n

Enough already. What would your superpower be?<\/p>\n

Peace, Love, & Friday Funny!<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"