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Wedding toasts are tough. Some people aim really high and then crash and burn \u2013 embarrassing themselves and everyone watching. Some people ramble on forever, telling inane stories and laughing about inside jokes until you inwardly beg them to just sit down. Some people get so choked up \u2013 more from the fear of public speaking than the moment itself \u2013 they can hardly get through it\u2026 awkward. And then there are the millions of normal heartfelt toasts that are fine, sweet, and appreciated, but unremarkable.<\/p>\n

And then there\u2019s this one\u2026 brought down the house. Best maid of honor toast ever.<\/p>\n

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