{"id":2229,"date":"2013-08-09T10:49:20","date_gmt":"2013-08-09T16:49:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/paperbacktheology\/?p=2229"},"modified":"2013-08-09T10:49:20","modified_gmt":"2013-08-09T16:49:20","slug":"football-season-is-coming-not-that-one-the-other-one-a-little-friday-funny-from-jason-sudeikis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/paperbacktheology\/2013\/08\/football-season-is-coming-not-that-one-the-other-one-a-little-friday-funny-from-jason-sudeikis.html","title":{"rendered":"Football Season Is Coming (not that one, the other one): A Little Friday Funny From Jason Sudeikis"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

<\/iframe>Summer is almost over in Kansas. The kids are headed back to school next week. That can only mean one thing: it\u2019s almost football season. No, not that one, the other one, and to get yourself excited with me, here\u2019s a little love from KC\u2019s own Jason Sudeikis.<\/p>\nSo far my favorite lines are:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\u201c\u2026 ties and no playoffs\u2026 why do you even do this?\u201d<\/p>\n\u201cWhy you keep passing it backwards? What\u2019s going on here?\u201d<\/p>\n\u201cWould you explain to me how that was off-sides? No I\u2019m asking you. Seriously, explain off-sides to me \u2013 make no sense.\u201d<\/p>\n\u201cWestham United: pick-up trucks!\u201d<\/p>\n\u201cHow many countries are in this country?\u201d<\/p>\n\u201cAfter a few days of practice, the players gave me a nickname\u2026 started small, but now they\u2019ll chant it at me every now and then\u2026 wanker\u2026 I think it just means great, like a nice guy, like\u2026 kind heart.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Summer is almost over in Kansas. The kids are headed back to school next week. That can only mean one thing: it\u2019s almost football season. No, not that one, the other one, and to get yourself excited with me, here\u2019s a little love from KC\u2019s own Jason Sudeikis. So far my favorite lines are: \u201c\u2026 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1118,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[744,65,745,746],"class_list":["post-2229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-football","tag-friday-funny","tag-jason-sudeikis","tag-summer"],"yoast_head":"\n<title>Football Season Is Coming (not that one, the other one): A Little Friday Funny From Jason Sudeikis<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Summer is almost over in Kansas. The kids are headed back to school next week. That can only mean one thing: it's almost football season. 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