{"id":2276,"date":"2013-08-26T09:17:37","date_gmt":"2013-08-26T15:17:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/paperbacktheology\/?p=2276"},"modified":"2013-08-26T09:27:24","modified_gmt":"2013-08-26T15:27:24","slug":"monday-morning-confessional-67","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/paperbacktheology\/2013\/08\/monday-morning-confessional-67.html","title":{"rendered":"Monday Morning Confessional"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>I confess that I don\u2019t get why people are so upset about Ben Affleck as Batman. I like Ben Affleck. Maybe its because I never saw <em>Gigli?\u00a0<\/em>I did see <em>Pearl Harbor<\/em>, though\u2026 ouch. But I also saw <em>Argo<\/em>, and <em>Good Will Hunting<\/em>, both of which I think are amazing films. Perhaps even more impressive is<em> Gone Baby Gone<\/em>, which he directed and wrote. Oh man, that\u2019s a good movie. And the ethical questions involved are important. Those three films alone \u2013 two won Oscars and one received critical acclaim and other awards \u2013 that\u2019s a career.<\/p>\n<p>But that\u2019s not my real confession. My real confession is this: I love <em>Armageddon<\/em> (the movie). I think I\u2019ve watched it no less than ten times. I know, it\u2019s completely over the top, formulaic, self-indulgent, and Hollywood\u2026 but I dig it. The scene where Willis is walking Affleck down to his death-by-saving-the-world moment, then pulls the switch, with Affleck going crazy and crying? That\u2019s harder to do than it looks. Actually I think Affleck has several really good moments in that film. I could quote you a few lines\u2026 but I won\u2019t. Also, I confess that I liked <em>Bounce<\/em>, too; and <em>Jersey Girl<\/em>; and I did not dislike <em>Reindeer Games<\/em> or <em>Surviving Christmas<\/em>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if people hate Affleck because we all love to feel superior to someone and Affleck represents the low hanging fruit\u2026 which brings me to my next confession. I\u2019m pondering the right posture with which to respond to Miley Cyrus\u2019s performance at the MTV awards last night. I didn\u2019t watch live, but it\u2019s grabbing headlines today. After reading one article I confess that I had to Google the world \u201ctwerk,\u201d and promptly wished I hadn\u2019t. I think my posture is this: I really wish that the world would find a way to tell this little girl that she is enough, just as she is. She doesn\u2019t have to keep trying to stay on top. She doesn\u2019t have anything to prove. If I could say one thing to her I would say, you don\u2019t have to be Hannah Montana anymore if you don\u2019t want to, but you have to figure out how to to be yourself without needing to shock the world. Don\u2019t try to be the best, Miley. Try to be good, virtuous, and whole. Everybody wants it to work out for you. We don\u2019t want to watch it happen again\u2026 scandals, rehab, divorces, addictions, and everything else.<\/p>\n<p>I confess that I\u2019m about 2\/3\u2019s of the way through McCullough\u2019s Truman biography, and I\u2019m still loving it. This last week I read through the era where he was deciding whether or not to use the atomic bomb. What surprised me more than anything is that Truman seemed to never consider the ethics involved. He hardly seems to have talked about whether it was morally defensible, or how it would change the world. When Oppenheimer came to see him later, sweating, agitated, and confessing to the president that he was haunted by what he had created, Truman was disgusted by the display. It\u2019s so interesting to me that over a half-century later, the primary question is the ethical one when at the time, ethics wasn\u2019t a question at all.<\/p>\n<p>I confess that I have tried to keep reading about the events in both Syria and Egypt. Today my prayer today is that there are no more chemical weapon attacks, and that the U.S. doesn\u2019t start raining cruise missiles on Syria. If Syria really used chemical weapons, then Assad is a war criminal now. That means a fight to the death, and he won\u2019t care who he takes down with him. I confess that today, I would like to have just about any job in the world other than head of the U.N. Weapons Inspection Team headed for Damascus while snipers take pot-shots at their SUV. God help them.<\/p>\n<p>I confess that I am mystified by the pervasive violence of the Arab world. I\u2019ve been trying to avoid a place of judgment as I keep myself informed, and it is becoming more difficult to pull off. Lately, this is what I tell myself: These are largely pre-modern societies that are just now entering modernity. That\u2019s a tough move no matter the era. When I start to judge the constant violence and pettiness and terrorism and poor judgment, I just make myself think about what it would have been like if the Protestant Reformation would have been televised. I usually find myself singing a little Ben Folds,<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cEverybody knows;\u00a0It hurts to grow up\u00a0<\/em><br>\n<em>But everybody does;\u00a0It\u2019s so weird to be back here\u00a0<\/em><br>\n<em>Let me tell you what;\u00a0The years go on and\u00a0<\/em><br>\n<em>We\u2019re still fighting it.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I confess that the list of tags for this blog post has to be the most eclectic I\u2019ve ever made: Ben Affleck, Armageddon, Miley Cyrus, McCullough, Truman, Syria, Egypt, Assad, Ben Folds, and Bruce Willis.<\/p>\n<p>Okay friends, that\u2019s my confession for this week. Now it\u2019s time for you to make yours!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I confess that I don\u2019t get why people are so upset about Ben Affleck as Batman. I like Ben Affleck. Maybe its because I never saw Gigli?\u00a0I did see Pearl Harbor, though\u2026 ouch. 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