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<\/iframe>\n<\/p><p>Our family Super Bowl tradition includes a meager prize for the best total score on the following side bets each year. Feel free to cut and paste:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Over\/Under 2:25\u00a0on length of the National Anthem?<\/li>\n<li>Will Seattle call heads or tails?<\/li>\n<li>Who will win the toss?<\/li>\n<li>Who will score first?<\/li>\n<li>Will the first score be a touchdown or a field goal?<\/li>\n<li>Which team will commit the first turnover?<\/li>\n<li>Yes\/No will there be a score on the game\u2019s first drive?<\/li>\n<li>Over\/Under 30 \u2013 Jersey # of player who scores game\u2019s 1st TD?<\/li>\n<li>Which team will commit the first penalty?<\/li>\n<li>Which head coach will be shown on TV first after the kickoff?<\/li>\n<li>Who will be leading at halftime?<\/li>\n<li>Who will score first in the second half?<\/li>\n<li>Yes\/No, will the game be tied again after 0-0?<\/li>\n<li>Will Russell Wilson score a rushing touchdown?<\/li>\n<li>Over\/Under games longest TD: 46.5 yards:<\/li>\n<li>Yes\/No, will either team lead by 14 points or more?<\/li>\n<li>Over\/Under Manning\u2019s passing yards: 323<\/li>\n<li>Who will win the game?<\/li>\n<li>Will the MVP be a quarterback?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Happy Friday everyone.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our family Super Bowl tradition includes a meager prize for the best total score on the following side bets each year. 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