{"id":3039,"date":"2014-04-25T06:24:47","date_gmt":"2014-04-25T12:24:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/paperbacktheology\/?p=3039"},"modified":"2014-04-25T06:24:47","modified_gmt":"2014-04-25T12:24:47","slug":"stephen-colbert-pat-robertson-give-dating-advice-how-could-you-go-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/paperbacktheology\/2014\/04\/stephen-colbert-pat-robertson-give-dating-advice-how-could-you-go-wrong.html","title":{"rendered":"Stephen Colbert &#038; Pat Robertson Give Dating Advice &#8211; How Could You Go Wrong?"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><div style=\"background-color: #000000; width: 520px;\">\n<div style=\"padding: 4px;\">\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/media.mtvnservices.com\/embed\/mgid:arc:video:colbertnation.com:9fd8e867-3c41-4d13-8e58-2a1010255b93\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"512\" height=\"288\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff; padding: 4px; margin-top: 4px; margin-bottom: 0px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/thecolbertreport.cc.com\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">The Colbert Report<\/a><\/strong><br>\nGet More: <a href=\"http:\/\/thecolbertreport.cc.com\/full-episodes\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Colbert Report Full Episodes<\/a>,<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/thecolbertreport\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">The Colbert Report on Facebook<\/a>,<a href=\"http:\/\/thecolbertreport.cc.com\/videos\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Video Archive<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>For the record it\u2019s:<\/p>\n<p><strong>slat\u00b7tern\u00b7ly<\/strong> [<strong>slat<\/strong>-ern-lee] adjective: 1) slovenly and untidy; 2) characteristic or suggestive of a slattern.<\/p>\n<p>What is a slattern you ask?<\/p>\n<p><strong>slat\u00b7tern<\/strong>\u00a0[<strong>slat<\/strong>-ern]\u00a0noun: 1) a\u00a0slovenly,\u00a0untidy\u00a0woman\u00a0or\u00a0girl. 2) a\u00a0slut;\u00a0harlot.<\/p>\n<p>it. had. to. be.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Friday everyone.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Colbert Report Get More: Colbert Report Full Episodes,The Colbert Report on Facebook,Video Archive For the record it\u2019s: slat\u00b7tern\u00b7ly [slat-ern-lee] adjective: 1) slovenly and untidy; 2) characteristic or suggestive of a slattern. What is a slattern you ask? slat\u00b7tern\u00a0[slat-ern]\u00a0noun: 1) a\u00a0slovenly,\u00a0untidy\u00a0woman\u00a0or\u00a0girl. 2) a\u00a0slut;\u00a0harlot. it. had. to. be. 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