{"id":563,"date":"2011-07-10T04:00:45","date_gmt":"2011-07-10T08:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/community\/philosophicalfragments\/?p=563"},"modified":"2011-07-10T04:00:45","modified_gmt":"2011-07-10T08:00:45","slug":"sunday-funnies-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/philosophicalfragments\/2011\/07\/10\/sunday-funnies-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Sunday Funnies"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>1. \u00a0\u201cI promised myself I wouldn\u2019t cry.\u201d \u00a0The following may be a ruse, but it\u2019s pretty darn hilarious nonetheless. \u00a0It presents as a video bio for E-Harmony in which the woman was absolutely overcome with her love for cats:<\/p>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"eHarmony Video Bio\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/mTTwcCVajAc?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<p>I\u2019m guessing that wouldn\u2019t have been the most successful video bid for dates. \u00a0But ya never know; some guy might find it adorable. \u00a0And he might love cats as much. \u00a0Now prepare yourself for the musical version:<\/p>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"CAN&#039;T HUG EVERY CAT - Songify This  (a song about loving cats)\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/sP4NMoJcFd4?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<p>At least we know now how those old ladies end up with 47 cats in their homes.<\/p>\n<p>2. \u00a0He-Man covers Four Non-Blondes:<\/p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=zlTkNB9G1SI&#038;NR=1\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=zlTkNB9G1SI&amp;NR=1<\/a>\n<p>3. \u00a0I think you\u2019ll <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jonacuff.com\/stuffchristianslike\/2011\/07\/the-everyone-is-on-vacation-anything-goes-church-service-aka-tomorrow\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">enjoy this evergreen piece<\/a> from Jon Acuff at <em>Stuff Christians Like<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>4. \u00a0From the geniuses at The Onion, \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/video\/nation-somehow-failed-to-predict-attack-by-michael,20888\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">Nation Somehow Failed to Predict Attack by Michael Bay<\/a>\u201c.<\/p>\n<p>And since my daughter has sores in her mouth and I\u2019ve scarcely been able to leave her side since Friday night, that\u2019s all for this week! \u00a0But I hope you enjoy one of the above.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. \u00a0\u201cI promised myself I wouldn\u2019t cry.\u201d \u00a0The following may be a ruse, but it\u2019s pretty darn hilarious nonetheless. \u00a0It presents as a video bio for E-Harmony in which the woman was absolutely overcome with her love for cats: I\u2019m guessing that wouldn\u2019t have been the most successful video bid for dates. \u00a0But ya never [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sunday-funnies"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Sunday Funnies - Philosophical Fragments<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"1. \u00a0&quot;I promised myself I wouldn&#039;t cry.&quot; 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