{"id":967,"date":"2011-10-26T12:17:11","date_gmt":"2011-10-26T16:17:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/philosophicalfragments\/?p=967"},"modified":"2011-10-26T12:17:11","modified_gmt":"2011-10-26T16:17:11","slug":"when-your-daughter-thinks-youre-a-stripper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/philosophicalfragments\/2011\/10\/26\/when-your-daughter-thinks-youre-a-stripper\/","title":{"rendered":"When Your Daughter Thinks You&#8217;re a Stripper"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>I\u2019ve been embarrassed by my daughter before. \u00a0Once when we reached her school, I bumped her shoulder as I reached down into the car-seat to pull her out, and after we went inside she reported to her teachers that \u201cDaddy hit me.\u201d \u00a0That took a little explaining.<\/p>\n<p>But it was nothing like this:<\/p>\n<p>\ufeff<a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/46\/2011\/10\/315718_134528719980291_100583273374836_125714_447092172_n.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-968\" title=\"Mom is a Stripper\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/46\/2011\/10\/315718_134528719980291_100583273374836_125714_447092172_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"667\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(From Facebook via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/motherinc.org\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">Mother, Inc.<\/a>)<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve been embarrassed by my daughter before. \u00a0Once when we reached her school, I bumped her shoulder as I reached down into the car-seat to pull her out, and after we went inside she reported to her teachers that \u201cDaddy hit me.\u201d \u00a0That took a little explaining. 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