{"id":2975,"date":"2012-06-27T06:00:14","date_gmt":"2012-06-27T10:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/rachelmariestone\/?p=2975"},"modified":"2012-06-27T06:00:14","modified_gmt":"2012-06-27T10:00:14","slug":"favorite-kind-of-listicle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/rachelmariestone\/2012\/06\/27\/favorite-kind-of-listicle\/","title":{"rendered":"My Favorite Kind of Listicle"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>You know the word \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Listicle\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">listicle<\/a>,\u201d right?<\/p>\n<p><strong>It\u2019s an article\u2013or post\u2013that\u2019s really just a fleshed-out list. A listicle.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>And as you may <a title=\"Searching for\u00a0Terms\" href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/rachelmariestone\/2012\/05\/21\/searching-for-terms\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\">already know<\/a>, one of my very favorite kinds of listicle is one that peeks at the search terms people enter to find this site.<\/p>\n<p>Here are my favorites from the last 30 days:<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201chow to respond to the human needs by umbrella\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Well, there are a good number of human needs that aren\u2019t met by an umbrella, but something tells me that if you\u2019re Googling how to respond to \u2018human needs\u2019 generally, a search engine can\u2019t offer the kind of help you may need.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201chow long of overeating before noticing a difference?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>If you eat one pound of chocolate and then step on a scale, you\u2019ll weigh one pound more than you did before you ate the chocolate. Beyond that, it\u2019s anyone\u2019s guess.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cmy little pony talking mushrooms\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>What?! There are talking <\/em>mushrooms <em>in My Little Pony!?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cpainting man woman in red dress under umbrella\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>What is it with umbrellas landing people here? Have I ever written about umbrellas?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cmy kid is so untidy\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Well, of<\/em> <em>course.<\/em> <em> Kids are untidy. That\u2019s what \u2018clean up time\u2019 (for them) and glasses of wine (for you) are for.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cbath salts face eating disease\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>geez, that does NOT sound good. Wish I could help\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cdead dad tattoos\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>what\u2019s with this? Is it as creepy as it sounds?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201chow to read a pregnancy test\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>that\u2019s what <a href=\"http:\/\/www.peeonastick.com\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">PeeOnAStick.com<\/a> is for. You\u2019re welcome.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cillegal skittles\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>You mean the kind with acid acid instead of citric acid? Or what? How could a Skittle be illegal?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cpeaceful drawings\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Mmm, sorry. Definitely wrong place for that. Haven\u2019t I shown you my dad\u2019s idea of \u201cprecious\u201d?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/484\/2012\/06\/precious-david-resized-2.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2976\" title=\"precious-david-resized-2\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/484\/2012\/06\/precious-david-resized-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"603\" height=\"479\"><\/a><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know the word \u201clisticle,\u201d right? It\u2019s an article\u2013or post\u2013that\u2019s really just a fleshed-out list. A listicle. And as you may already know, one of my very favorite kinds of listicle is one that peeks at the search terms people enter to find this site. 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