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It\u2019s time again for my favorite search terms collected over the past weeks:<\/p>\n

\u201canything can be taken too far\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

True enough. Witness the \u201cKeep Calm and Blankety-Blank\u201d thing. It was so cool, all vintage graphic and British chic. Now it\u2019s just so not.<\/p>\n

\u201cessay to convincing people try your brand of junk food\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Read \u201cPolitics and the English Language\u201d <\/a>by George Orwell. That should help you on multiple fronts.<\/p>\n

\u201ctoys getting skinnier\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Yes. Yes, they are. Read more here.<\/a><\/p>\n

\u201ci breastfeed my dad to save his life\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

No you don\u2019t. Please tell me you don\u2019t.<\/p>\n

\u201cseriously, is strawberry shortcake a christian?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Why not?<\/p>\n

$\"\"$ <\/a><\/p>\n

\u201cspare gigures for poly pockets\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

I\u2019m so confused.<\/p>\n

\u201ci feel sad reading ecclesiastes\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

You\u2019re in good company.<\/p>\n

\u201cthe wedding at cana is an example of women\u2019s leadership empowerment\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Um, cool idea, but how, exactly?<\/p>\n

\u201cbarbie and racell barbie a fairy secret having a food fight\u201d<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201chow do these bizarre search terms lead people here?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"