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Eyes in the back of my head and a zoom lens. No one is safe. (insert evil cackle here.)<\/p>\n

Thank you to the Computer Guy for letting me buy my own birthday gift and<\/span> give it to myself 2 months early. I love that guy.<\/p>\n

Here\u2019s #6 giving me his \u201cWhat the heck?\u201d look. He\u2019s been looking at me this way all weekend.
$\"\"$ <\/a><\/p>\n

Some days it\u2019s good to be \u201cthe Mom\u201d.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"