{"id":1081,"date":"2009-03-16T14:05:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-16T14:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/rebeccafrech\/2009\/03\/do-you-know-your-mom.html"},"modified":"2014-08-22T15:53:29","modified_gmt":"2014-08-22T20:53:29","slug":"do-you-know-your-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/rebeccafrech\/2009\/03\/do-you-know-your-mom.html","title":{"rendered":"Do you know your mom?"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>So I was roaming around the internet yesterday and I came across this adorable post.  And I stole it.  And administered it to my children and then answered the questions myself.  If you like idea this then steal it too!<\/p>\n<p>The interviewees:<br>#4 is 4<br>#3 is 7<br>#2 is 9<br>#1 is 12<\/p>\n<p>1. What is something mom always says to you?<br>#4 \u2013  I don\u2019t know<br>#3 \u2013  Do your schoolwork<br>#2 \u2013  Do your school<br>#1 \u2013  Go clean your room.<\/p>\n<p>the Mom \u2013 Why did you do that?<\/p>\n<p>2. What makes mom happy?<br>#4 \u2013 A clean house<br>#3 \u2013 The new baby<br>#2 \u2013 Love<br>#1 \u2013 A clean house <\/p>\n<p>the Mom \u2013 sleep.  Lots and lots of sleep.  Oh and nachos.  Mmmmmmm\u2026nachos<\/p>\n<p>3. What makes mom sad?<br>#4 \u2013<br>#3 \u2013 Not having a new baby.  When we don\u2019t have one<br>#2 \u2013 Scaring her <br>#1 \u2013 When the boys lie<\/p>\n<p>the Mom \u2013 the thought of my children growing up and moving out.  Seriously<\/p>\n<p>4. What does your mom do to make you laugh?<br>#4 \u2013 Tickles me<br>#3 \u2013 Sings  Bohemian Rhapsody<br>#2 \u2013 I don\u2019t know<br>#1 \u2013 Tells jokes<\/p>\n<p>the Mom \u2013 I make faces at them while I\u2019m filling up the car with gas and sing Bohemian Rhapsody. <\/p>\n<p>5. What was your mom like as a child?<br>#4 \u2013  I don\u2019t know.  I wasn\u2019t there<br>#3 \u2013  I can\u2019t really decide<br>#2 \u2013 Very beautiful and smart<br>#1 \u2013  Clever<\/p>\n<p>the Mom \u2013 Pretty much like now, but shorter and not as smart.<\/p>\n<p>6. How old is your mom?<br>#4 \u2013 7 <br>#3 \u2013  90<br>#2 \u2013 thirty-three?<br>#1 \u2013 (Mumbles something)<\/p>\n<p>the Mom \u2013 #1 is right.<\/p>\n<p>7. How tall is your mom?<br>#4 \u2013 I can\u2019t measure<br>#3 \u2013  40 inches <br>#2 \u2013 3 yards high<br>#1 \u2013 5\u2032 4\u2033<\/p>\n<p>the Mom \u2013 #1 has it! The others need to learn to measure.<\/p>\n<p>8. What is her favorite thing to do?<br>#4 \u2013 Spank bad children<br>#3 \u2013 Go out and eat lunch with somebody with her children<br>#2 \u2013 Have a clean house<br>#1 \u2013 Talk to people<\/p>\n<p>the Mom \u2013 Hang out with my friends and talk politics.  We could solve the world\u2019s problems if only they would listen to us.<\/p>\n<p>9. What does your mom do when you\u2019re not around?<br>#4 \u2013 <br>$3 \u2013 Buys stuff<br>#2 \u2013 Lay in bed almost all day<br>#1 \u2013 Clean the house <\/p>\n<p>the Mom \u2013 sleep and read a good book and then sleep some more<\/p>\n<p>10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?<br>#4 \u2013  I don\u2019t know.  What\u2019s famous<br>#3 \u2013 Making stuff, all kinds of stuff, I don\u2019t know.<br>#2 \u2013 Being an actress<br>#1 \u2013 Like a speaker at conferences or something.  Talking.<\/p>\n<p>the Mom \u2013 Probably some really heinous crime.  One day I just won\u2019t be able to take the whining any more and I\u2019ll snap.<\/p>\n<p>11. What is your mom really good at?<br>#4 \u2013 Cleaning the house<br>#3 \u2013 driving<br>#2 \u2013 Keeping us all happy<br>#1 \u2013 Zumba dancing<\/p>\n<p>the Mom \u2013 I totally rock at Zumba.  These hips can move, baby.<\/p>\n<p>12. What is your mom not very good at?<br>#4 \u2013 <br>#3 \u2013 Starting up a fire<br>#2 \u2013 Playing an XBox 360<br>#1 \u2013 Keeping plants alive<\/p>\n<p>the Mom \u2013 Feigning interest in video games.<\/p>\n<p>13. What does your mom do for her job?<br>#4 \u2013 Taking care of Mr. B<br>#3 \u2013 Takes car of Mr B.<br>#2 \u2013 Takes care of Mr B.<br>#1 \u2013 taking care of the children when Dad is not here<\/p>\n<p>the Mom \u2013 They\u2019re all right.<\/p>\n<p>14. What is your mom\u2019s favorite food?<br>#4 \u2013 Mexican food <br>#3 \u2013 Shrek swamp soup  (split pea soup)<br>#2 \u2013 Fettuccine Alfredo <br>#1 \u2013 Red Beans and Rice<\/p>\n<p>the Mom \u2013 Mexican food when it\u2019s the real stuff with the orange grease\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>15. What makes you proud of your mom?<br>#4 \u2013 The new baby<br>#3 \u2013 The baby<br>#2 \u2013 Being her child<br>#1 \u2013 She\u2019s not afraid of looking silly in front of other people<\/p>\n<p>the Mom \u2013 The fact that I haven\u2019t killed anyone yet.<\/p>\n<p>16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?<br>#4 \u2013 <br>#3 \u2013 Whatever you want to be<br>#2 \u2013 The lady who takes care of Tom on Tom and Jerry<br>#1 \u2013 Perry the Platypus<\/p>\n<p>the Mom \u2013 I so want to be Kim Possible.<\/p>\n<p>17. What do you and your mom do together?<br>#4 \u2013 We eat dinner<br>#3 \u2013 Go to the store<br>#2 \u2013 Go see movies on my birthday<br>#1 \u2013 Watch trash TV (We love Mark and Olly)<\/p>\n<p>the Mom \u2013 Yes.<\/p>\n<p>18. How are you and your mom the same?<br>#4 \u2013 Because we watch Little Bear<br>#3 \u2013 We have the same eyebrows<br>#2 \u2013 We both have 2 brothers<br>#1 \u2013 We have the same sense of humor<\/p>\n<p>the Mom \u2013 We all have the same last name and love the Computer Guy.<\/p>\n<p>19. How are you and your mom different?<br>#4 \u2013 I\u2019m shorter<br>#3 \u2013 I watch kid shows and you watch grown up shows<br>#2 \u2013 I have a big family and you don\u2019t <br>#1 \u2013 I don\u2019t have as much patience<\/p>\n<p>the Mom \u2013 I\u2019m better looking.<\/p>\n<p>20. How do you know your mom loves you?<br>#4 \u2013 You tell me that a lot<br>#3 \u2013 I just know<br>#2 \u2013 Almost everything you do<br>#1 \u2013 You work so hard to take of me<\/p>\n<p>the Mom \u2013 Have you noticed what a suck up #2 is?<\/p>\n<p>21. Where is your mom\u2019s favorite place to go?<br>#4 \u2013 Logan\u2019s for lunch<br>#3 \u2013 Wal Mart because you can buy a lot of stuff there<br>#2 \u2013 to the movie theater<br>#1 \u2013 Texas<\/p>\n<p>the Mom \u2013 Pfeiffer Beach.  Alone.  Without the naked hippies who live there.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I was roaming around the internet yesterday and I came across this adorable post. And I stole it. And administered it to my children and then answered the questions myself. If you like idea this then steal it too! The interviewees:#4 is 4#3 is 7#2 is 9#1 is 12 1. 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