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When did it happen? According to the Vatican<\/a>, it happened with the invention of the washing machine. That\u2019s right. Someone at the Holy See can see the truth and knows that the washing machine is far more liberating than the Pill. I totally agree. Of course, I don\u2019t think the Pill was liberating at all. I think it fundamentally changed the dynamic of relationships between men and women and lowered our worth from one of partner to one of an object of sexual gratification. I\u2019m a bit one-sided on this debate.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m thankful for the freedom afforded by my washing machine, I would also like to thank my dishwasher and my vacuum cleaner. They have made me the woman I am today. Without these wonders of the 20th century, how much time would I and my fellow women spend on things like laundry, dishes and cleaning the floors? How much time would it take to wash the clothes of my medium to large family in a tub in the back yard with only a bar of lye soap and a washboard? There\u2019s a reason that closets in old houses are small. Women didn\u2019t want to do that much laundry. We still don\u2019t.<\/p>\n

We walk around complaining about the mountains of work that have to be done, and never stop to think that those mountains are made just a little smaller by the technology we take for granted. It is that technology which allows us the freedom and the time for fun things like blogs and reality TV and also for the important things like homeschooling. Where would my family be today without the washing machine? In school. I wouldn\u2019t have time for all of them and their laundry.<\/p>\n

I think the Vatican got it right. The washing machine is the liberator of woman and her mind. Without it there wouldn\u2019t even be time to complain<\/span> about the housework. We take these things for granted, but they have made possible the freedom of many hours in the lives of women and yet they go largely ignored. Thank you to the makes of appliances who have freed my mind and thanks to the Vatican for pointing it out!<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"