{"id":1220,"date":"2008-11-18T13:04:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-18T13:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/rebeccafrech\/2008\/11\/fun-mom-facts.html"},"modified":"2014-08-22T15:53:40","modified_gmt":"2014-08-22T20:53:40","slug":"fun-mom-facts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/rebeccafrech\/2008\/11\/fun-mom-facts.html","title":{"rendered":"Fun Mom Facts"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>Only one of the following is not true.  Can you guess which one?<\/p>\n<p>1. I went shopping for my wedding dress with two drag queens<\/p>\n<p>2. I went to finishing\/charm school<\/p>\n<p>3. In college I went to get a tattoo, but chickened out<\/p>\n<p>4. 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