{"id":1317,"date":"2008-06-25T08:25:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-25T08:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/rebeccafrech\/2008\/06\/will-you-just-walk-already.html"},"modified":"2014-08-22T15:56:19","modified_gmt":"2014-08-22T20:56:19","slug":"will-you-just-walk-already","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/rebeccafrech\/2008\/06\/will-you-just-walk-already.html","title":{"rendered":"Will you just walk already?"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>My 15 month old weighs more than my 4 year old.  One pound more.  No, I\u2019m not kidding.  He won\u2019t walk either.  That\u2019s probably why he weighs more than a 4 year old.<\/p>\n<p>She\u2019s really tiny, so it\u2019s not as if he\u2019s <span style=\"font-style:italic\">that<\/span> big.  It\u2019s the no walking thing that makes it bad though.  <\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s not that he can\u2019t do it.  He just doesn\u2019t want to do it. <\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, he pulled a step stool over to the toilet, and climbed up onto the closed lid to get something off the counter.  If he can climb on top of the toilet and balance on the lid, then he can walk.  He\u2019s just lazy\u2026..or he\u2019s a genius.<\/p>\n<p>He doesn\u2019t have to do anything.  He gets carried everywhere he wants to go.  People are at his beck and call.  He wouldn\u2019t even hold his own bottle until a month and a half ago.  He would look at it on the floor and whine pitifully and one of his siblings would pick it up and hold it for him until he was done.<\/p>\n<p>This kid is brilliant.  He\u2019s a champion of delegation at the tender age of 15 months.  He\u2019s either going to end up as the CEO for a huge company but still manage to play 18 holes of golf everyday, or as the world\u2019s biggest mooch.  <\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m hoping for the CEO one so that someday, he can take care of me.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My 15 month old weighs more than my 4 year old. One pound more. No, I\u2019m not kidding. He won\u2019t walk either. That\u2019s probably why he weighs more than a 4 year old. She\u2019s really tiny, so it\u2019s not as if he\u2019s that big. It\u2019s the no walking thing that makes it bad though. 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