I stole this from my friend, Laurie. Thanks, Laurie! It made me laugh out loud, so I had to share.<\/p>\n
A little girl asked her mother, \u2018How did the human race appear?\u2019 The
mother answered, \u2018God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so
was all mankind made.\u2019<\/p>\n
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The
father answered, \u2018Many years ago there were monkeys from which the
human race evolved.\u2019<\/p>\n
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, \u2018Mom, how is it
possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad
said they developed from monkeys?\u2019<\/p>\n
The mother answered, \u2018Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about
my side of the family and your father told you about his.\u2019<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I stole this from my friend, Laurie. Thanks, Laurie! It made me laugh out loud, so I had to share. A little girl asked her mother, \u2018How did the human race appear?\u2019 Themother answered, \u2018God made Adam and Eve and they had children and sowas all mankind made.\u2019 Two days later the girl asked her […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1979,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n