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Doesn\u2019t anybody need a brilliant network manager who runs servers and backups, manages networks, builds whole systems with his own two hands and then gives them clever names? Don\u2019t you want an employee who was given an award for his actions during the Oklahoma City bombing? Doesn\u2019t anybody need to have their own private hero on staff? <\/p>\n

He can fix anything, is moral and ethical, completely loyal to his employer, and is funny as hel\u2026.heck. His wife bakes banana bread that he brings into the office to share, and if you hire him now, he comes complete with his own screaming, flying monkeys<\/a>, for a limited time only.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"