{"id":1387,"date":"2008-04-25T07:46:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-25T07:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/rebeccafrech\/2008\/04\/if-its-friday-then-it-must-be-time-for-a-haiku.html"},"modified":"2014-08-22T15:56:48","modified_gmt":"2014-08-22T20:56:48","slug":"if-its-friday-then-it-must-be-time-for-a-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/rebeccafrech\/2008\/04\/if-its-friday-then-it-must-be-time-for-a-haiku.html","title":{"rendered":"If It’s Friday, Then It Must Be Time For a Haiku!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

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Is this a good thing?
the love of my life has said
you are not funny<\/p>\n

Except when you write
then you make me laugh out loud,
in person\u2026.ummm no<\/p>\n

Only amusing\u2026
not pee in your pants funny
to him anyway<\/p>\n

the kids disagree
they chuckle, chortle, and snort
at the things I do<\/p>\n

I live for the times
when a well timed joke makes him
spurt milk from his nose<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Is this a good thing?the love of my life has saidyou are not funny Except when you writethen you make me laugh out loud,in person\u2026.ummm no Only amusing\u2026not pee in your pants funnyto him anyway the kids disagreethey chuckle, chortle, and snortat the things I do I live for the timeswhen a well timed joke […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1979,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\nIf It's Friday, Then It Must Be Time For a Haiku!<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Is this a good thing?the love of my life has saidyou are not funnyExcept when you writethen you make me laugh out loud,in person....ummm noOnly\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, 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