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<\/a><\/p>\nI\u2019m in a weird mood this morning folks, so go with me!<\/p>\n
Barbie is a slut
I never see her with clothes
she\u2019s always naked<\/p>\n
Lying on my floor
What happened to her wardrobe?
I know she has clothes<\/p>\n
Pink, purple, or white
shirts, pants, and wedding dresses
all are in her box<\/p>\n
I know she has lots
Many trunks full of clothes, shoes
So, where are they now?<\/p>\n
Naked Barbie tease
Poor, smooth Ken can only look
while she flaunts her stuff.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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