{"id":1417,"date":"2008-04-03T20:35:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-03T20:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/rebeccafrech\/2008\/04\/completely-unattractive.html"},"modified":"2014-08-22T15:56:52","modified_gmt":"2014-08-22T20:56:52","slug":"completely-unattractive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/rebeccafrech\/2008\/04\/completely-unattractive.html","title":{"rendered":"Completely Unattractive"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>I have a zit on the inside of my nose.  I didn\u2019t even know that that was possible.  It\u2019s not that I thought it to be <span style=\"font-style:italic\">impossible<\/span>, I just never really thought about it before.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m not really sure what I\u2019m supposed to do about it.  I can\u2019t exactly get the Clearasil up there, and even if I could, I think it would burn.  I can\u2019t pop it.  I know I shouldn\u2019t anyway, but y\u2019all know you\u2019ve busted a zit or two in your time.  Don\u2019t <span style=\"font-style:italic\">look<\/span> at me like that!<\/p>\n<p>Was I supposed to be cleaning up there in some way that my mother never taught me?  I\u2019m always telling my kids to get their finger out of their own nostrils\u2026.but how else would one clean them?<\/p>\n<p>The thing about nostril zits is\u2026they hurt\u2026in a make-my-eyes-water and make me whimper kind of way.  I\u2019m not sure why I\u2019m sharing this other than I want a little sympathy and maybe some advice.   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