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My six year old sat next to me on the sofa making a weird noise and squeezing his eyes tightly shut.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat are you doing?\u201d I asked him.<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m trying to lay an egg,\u201d was his reply.<\/p>\n

\u201cGood luck with that,\u201d I told him. \u201cYou\u2019re not a bird so that probably isn\u2019t going to happen.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cPeople can\u2019t lay eggs?\u201d He asked thoughtfully.<\/p>\n

\u201cNo. It\u2019s really more of a bird thing.\u201d<\/p>\n

He looked at me for a moment before saying \u201cSure, but didn\u2019t people used to say that about flying too?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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