{"id":1445,"date":"2008-02-21T18:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-21T18:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/rebeccafrech\/2008\/02\/ummmmm-ok.html"},"modified":"2014-08-22T15:57:13","modified_gmt":"2014-08-22T20:57:13","slug":"ummmmm-ok","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/rebeccafrech\/2008\/02\/ummmmm-ok.html","title":{"rendered":"Ummmmm&#8230;.OK"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>The following story was written by my 8 year old.  His assignment was to write a short story containing the words: Katie Thompson, Adam Wilson, wallet, five dollars, reward, and found.  Here\u2019s what he came up with:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Katie Thompson.  She went to see her friend Sadie.  She found five dollars and then she hollered, \u201cDollar!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>So, when they went into the woods, Sadie kept singing, \u201cDollar, dollar.\u201d  They found a bunch of lunch.  Then they saw a boy named Adam Wilson.  When he whistled he heard a snap in the thistle.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt is just a squirrel,\u201d said Adam .<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI have a wallet,\u201d said the squirrel.<\/p>\n<p>Adam said, \u201cGive it back.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The squirrel said, \u201cNo.\u201d So he smacked him.  The squirrel said okay, so Adam gave him a reward, violets.<\/p>\n<p>Katie gave the violets to the gift shop owner.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBluebirds!\u201d said Sadie.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cUh-oh,\u201d said Adam, \u201crain on Saturday.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The power went out that afternoon, they slept by the fire.<\/p>\n<p>THE END<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>How do I grade that?<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The following story was written by my 8 year old. His assignment was to write a short story containing the words: Katie Thompson, Adam Wilson, wallet, five dollars, reward, and found. Here\u2019s what he came up with: Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Katie Thompson. 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