In my real life, yes I do have one, I\u2019m married to The Computer Guy. He helps run the network at a pretty good sized company, about 500 employees. There is something very important I have leaned as The Computer Guy\u2019s wife, and thought I would pass along to you. Call it a public service announcement if you will.<\/p>\n
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS DELETE! <\/span> There, now you know. Even when you think you have deleted it, my husband can find it and bring it back. People get involved at work, wither romantically or otherwise. Then it doesn\u2019t work ou, angry emails are exchanged and someone complains to Human Resources. Then it begins. \u201cShow us every email they\u2019ve ever sent each other,\u201d the bigshots say. And my husband does. Someone will lose his\/her job over this, and it would have been so easy to avoid. Just don\u2019t use the office email! don\u2019t use the office computer! Every thing you do and write is archived on tape and saved. Forever! Get a free yahoo account. My husband won\u2019t look in there, and it has the benefit of being FREE. Because no matter how many times you think you have deleted that incriminating email, people like my husband can bring it back.<\/p>\n Also, a plea from The Computer Guy\u2019s wife, don\u2019t look at porn while you\u2019re at work. Don\u2019t you know that there are computer guys who spy on you? Not only that, but eventually your computer will break down and you will have to call my husband. If he finds that you have been going to XXX sites, then your computer gets locked and you get fired. Don\u2019t think you can sneak it past him, THIS IS HIS JOB, and as I already warned you\u2026there is no such thing as delete.<\/p>\n I know that his calm, quiet, friendly demeanor may have fooled you into thinking he\u2019s a good guy and won\u2019t turn you in\u2026WRONG! We have lots of Little Kids to feed, and he\u2019s not that good of a guy when covering for you could cost him his job. He likes rules. He likes to follow them. He\u2019s kinda nerdy that way. The nerdy part is why he\u2019s a good computer guy. (It\u2019s also part of why I think he\u2019s hot.)<\/p>\n SO if you\u2019re tempted to go surfing the internet at work at look at a few boobs, resist the urge. Don\u2019t talk dirty to the girl or guy in the next cubicle. Send dirty emails to your OWN wife or husband. That way if you get caught you\u2019re not in trouble. Do it from your new free email account that my husband can\u2019t access. (unless you want him to watch\u2026you sick freak.) But just remember this helpful hint from The Computer Guy\u2019s wife: On your computer and in your life, there is no such thing as delete. If you don\u2019t want someone finding out about it, just don\u2019t even go there.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" In my real life, yes I do have one, I\u2019m married to The Computer Guy. He helps run the network at a pretty good sized company, about 500 employees. There is something very important I have leaned as The Computer Guy\u2019s wife, and thought I would pass along to you. Call it a public service […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1979,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n