{"id":1481,"date":"2008-01-14T11:51:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-14T11:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/rebeccafrech\/2008\/01\/we-have-a-volunteer.html"},"modified":"2014-08-22T15:57:17","modified_gmt":"2014-08-22T20:57:17","slug":"we-have-a-volunteer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/rebeccafrech\/2008\/01\/we-have-a-volunteer.html","title":{"rendered":"We Have a Volunteer!"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>Last week, I kicked our 8 year old out of the family.  I\u2019d had enough of his whining and complaining.  I was done arguing with him, so he was out.<\/p>\n<p>He said: \u201cI hate doing schoolwork.  I wish school didn\u2019t exist.  I don\u2019t want to work.  I just want to play, and I hate this family.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>So, I picked him up and carried him out onto the front porch and locked the door behind him.  We have other children, what\u2019s one more or less?<\/p>\n<p>I opened the door and handed him his shoes.  I thought he might need them on his way to his new life.  He wasn\u2019t mine anymore, but that was no reason for him to be barefoot in the cold.<\/p>\n<p>He sat on the curb and wailed and cried at the top of his lungs.  I\u2019m not sure he was really that heart-broken, he was mad, and when he gets mad he wails.  He\u2019s always been a wailer, but it has gotten better as he has gotten older.  Maybe by the time he\u2019s 50, he won\u2019t do it anymore.<\/p>\n<p>My next door neighbor called me and said, \u201cWhy is #2 sitting on the curb and crying?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBecause I kicked him out of our family.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, alright.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Have I mentioned that I love my neighbor?  She thinks my parenting style is amusing rather than abusive.<\/p>\n<p>A bit later, he came and knocked on the door and said, \u201cI\u2019m ready to be part of our family again.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I brought him in and announced to his siblings, \u201cWe have our very first voluntary family member.  The rest of you got stuck with us, but #2 chose us out of all the families in the world.\u201d  The other children, sharing their mother\u2019s sense of humor, cheered, whistled, and clapped.  They welcomed him to the fold.<\/p>\n<p>Just as I was patting myself on the back for my good parenting skills, he looked up at me and said, \u201cDon\u2019t get too excited, Mom.  I just couldn\u2019t figure out how to get to anyone else\u2019s house.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sounds like love to me!<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last week, I kicked our 8 year old out of the family. I\u2019d had enough of his whining and complaining. I was done arguing with him, so he was out. He said: \u201cI hate doing schoolwork. I wish school didn\u2019t exist. I don\u2019t want to work. 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