There are 9 children aged 12 and under in my house this morning, and only 1 me.\u00a0 The Computer Guy and #1 are at work, so I get to face the hordes of children alone. (Are you super impressed with my bravery?\u00a0 Yeah.\u00a0 Me too.)\u00a0 My brother\u2019s children came over just before lunchtime yesterday, spent the night, and will be here until dinner time tonight.\u00a0 He had a work thing, and took his lovely bride with him.\u00a0 I don\u2019t blame him, she\u2019s pretty nice.\u00a0 The only thing is, me with 9 small kids who are all wound up over so much uninterrupted play time.\u00a0 <\/p>\n
It was just this morning, as I was congratulating myself over my amazing ability to deal, that #7 crammed her whole hand into her mouth and puked all over me.\u00a0 My 5 year old nephew stood there staring at me in horror.\u00a0 As the blech dripped off of my elbows and pooled in my bra, he said matter-of-factly, \u201cAunt B., Your little baby just threw up everywhere and that\u2019s really gross.\u201d\u00a0 Just in case I had somehow missed the nastiness running down my legs.\u00a0 \u201cI just don\u2019t think that you should let her do that anymore.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYeah.\u00a0 Thanks.\u201d <\/p>\n
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There are 9 children aged 12 and under in my house this morning, and only 1 me.\u00a0 The Computer Guy and #1 are at work, so I get to face the hordes of children alone. (Are you super impressed with my bravery?\u00a0 Yeah.\u00a0 Me too.)\u00a0 My brother\u2019s children came over just before lunchtime yesterday, spent […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1979,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n