{"id":554,"date":"2011-12-20T08:42:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-20T08:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/rebeccafrech\/2011\/12\/3-12-time-outs-tuesday-vol-1.html"},"modified":"2014-08-22T15:49:10","modified_gmt":"2014-08-22T20:49:10","slug":"3-12-time-outs-tuesday-vol-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/rebeccafrech\/2011\/12\/3-12-time-outs-tuesday-vol-1.html","title":{"rendered":"3 1\/2 Time-Outs Tuesday (Vol 1)"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>Because my life isn\u2019t interesting enough for seven on Friday with Jen, and because I count LarryD among my close friends.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/458\/-_k1T-dnOmnA\/TvCb0b1h8GI\/AAAAAAAAA7Q\/6rf6VT6iFbI\/s1600\/3-5-time-outs-tuesday1.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em;margin-right: 1em\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"256\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/458\/-_k1T-dnOmnA\/TvCb0b1h8GI\/AAAAAAAAA7Q\/6rf6VT6iFbI\/s320\/3-5-time-outs-tuesday1.jpg\" width=\"320\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p>1. The Computer Guy wass hunting this week in West Texas in a remote area with no cell phone access, so of course this is the moment when our 4 year old trips over a toy an whacks his head on the wall splitting it open.<\/p>\n<p>Head wounds bleed. A lot.\u00a0 I\u2019d heard that, but didn\u2019t understand the truth of it until I saw my son with blood dripping from his ear and soaking his sweater.\u00a0 The wall upstairs looked like a murder scene, and #5 definitely looked like the victim.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m proud of my ability to hold it together in front of children who lose it a bit at the sight of blood, and even to be cool as I held #5 as the doctor stapled his head back together.<\/p>\n<p>My husband is no longer allowed to leave me alone with the children.\u00a0 This was definitely a \u201cdad thing\u201d.\u00a0 War wounds and blood should be left to the men.\u00a0 Is it sexist?\u00a0 Yes, but in this case I don\u2019t mind being the fairer sex.<\/p>\n<p>2.\u00a0 I\u2019ve discovered that I can not be trusted with the Christmas cookies for longer than a 48 hour period.\u00a0 I love them too much for that.\u00a0 My post-baby weight loss has definitely taken a hit in the last week.\u00a0 I need to find people who need cookies so that I can get these things out of my house.<\/p>\n<p>3. I left the planning of #7\u2019s Baptism gown up to my mother in law.\u00a0 She never got to dress a baby girl and was so excited to get to plan it all.\u00a0 I can\u2019t wait to see what she comes up with.\u00a0 It will be completely different from what I would have chosen, but even more special because of that.\u00a0 I\u2019ll keep you posted.<\/p>\n<p>3.5\u00a0 I really want to like Newt Gingrich as a presidential candidate.\u00a0 I would be delighted to have him for a dinner guest as I\u2019m sure he\u2019s fascinating.\u00a0 (He\u2019s one of my favorite authors.) I\u2019m not sure about voting for<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because my life isn\u2019t interesting enough for seven on Friday with Jen, and because I count LarryD among my close friends. 1. 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