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My sweet husband blandly retorted, \u201cYeah, and I keep knocking her off, but she keeps climbing back on.\u201d<\/p>\n

Are you kidding me?\u00a0 That\u2019s<\/i> our response?\u00a0 \u201cI\u2019m so hot my wife couldn\u2019t help herself?\u201d\u00a0 Really?<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t know whether to hide my face in shame or meet the world with a devilish grin\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026 I think I\u2019ll go with grin and a knowing wink.\u00a0 Of all the husband\u2019s in the world\u2026.I get the dead-pan funny one?<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The other day I overheard a conversation between my husband and a friend of his.\u00a0 The Computer Guy had just told him about #7 when his friend responded with the ever popular, \u201cDon\u2019t you know what causes that?\u201d My sweet husband blandly retorted, \u201cYeah, and I keep knocking her off, but she keeps climbing back […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1979,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\nAck!<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"The other day I overheard a conversation between my husband and a friend of his. 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