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It began in the car when \u201cSomebody spilled my water on my shirt.\u201d\u00a0 We initially laughed off his \u201csomebody,\u201d but we\u2019re taking him seriously now.<\/p>\n

At the Alamo, \u201cSomebody stepped on my foot.\u201d\u00a0 On the Riverwalk, \u201cSomebody got sun in my eyes.<\/p>\n

I started looking around for this evil do-er, but must have been looking in the wrong direction because then \u201cSomebody drank all my milk.\u201d<\/p>\n

But it wasn\u2019t until he wailed that \u201cSomebody peed in my underwear\u201d that we knew what kind of criminal mastermind was really at work.<\/p>\n

Hopefully when we leave San Antonio \u201cSomebody\u201d will stay behind and we can get back to his brothers \u201cNot Me\u201d and \u201cI dunno.\u201d\u00a0 I\u2019ve learned the secrets of their evil long ago.<\/p>\n

**Update- When we got home I decided that Somebody could stay.\u00a0 He does laundry.\u00a0 No fooling.\u00a0 #5 walked up to me and said \u201cSomebody needs to wash my blanket.\u201d\u00a0 I blinked at him and then said \u201cHe does laundry?\u201d \u00a0 \u201cYes.\u201d\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I don\u2019t care how much trouble Somebody causes.\u00a0 Anybody who does laundry is alright by me.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

San Antonio has been a fun vacation for all of us (although I think I\u2019m about ready to go home now) except for poor #5.\u00a0 Our 3-year-old has been having a rough time of it.\u00a0 He seems to have picked up a stalker here.\u00a0 I haven\u2019t seen him (?) yet, but he\u2019s sure been causing […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1979,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\nSomebody ***Updated<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"San Antonio has been a fun vacation for all of us (although I think I'm about ready to go home now) except for poor #5. 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