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Did you think I was above this?\u00a0 I\u2019m within spitting distance of the Crescat (Please don\u2019t spit on her, I hear she\u2019s very nice), and I am this desperate to win this thing\u00a0 What\u2019s in it for me?\u00a0 Bragging rights for the next year and an imaginary trophy to put upon my hypothetical credenza.<\/p>\n

What\u2019s in it for you?\u00a0 Donuts.\u00a0 The Mom\u2019s family\u2019s traditional Sunday morning treat of a dozen plus a cup of Joe.\u00a0 To be specific, a chance to win a $10 gift card to Dunkin Donuts.<\/p>\n

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How do you get in on this sweet deal?\u00a0 Go vote<\/a> for me.\u00a0 (I promise to talk about something else when this is all over.) Then post in the comment section that you did.\u00a0 You can do this once a day. One entry per\u00a0 vote.<\/p>\n

What\u2019s to keep you from lying?\u00a0 Your own conscience, of course.<\/p>\n

Vote.\u00a0 Tell me.\u00a0 Good luck!<\/p>\n

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Vote for Nod from Wynken, Blynken and Nod \u2013 Best Potpourri of Popery and LarryD from Acts of the Apostasy \u2013 Snarkiest, Best Hifreakinlarious, and Most Church Militant and Joe from Defend Us in Battle for Best New Kid on the Block.\u00a0 Thanks!\u00a0 There\u2019s no donuts in it, but help these fellows out, will you?<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Did you think I was above this?\u00a0 I\u2019m within spitting distance of the Crescat (Please don\u2019t spit on her, I hear she\u2019s very nice), and I am this desperate to win this thing\u00a0 What\u2019s in it for me?\u00a0 Bragging rights for the next year and an imaginary trophy to put upon my hypothetical credenza. 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