{"id":941,"date":"2010-04-01T21:44:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-01T21:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/rebeccafrech\/2010\/04\/really-the-perfect-mothers-day-gift-really.html"},"modified":"2014-08-22T16:03:29","modified_gmt":"2014-08-22T21:03:29","slug":"really-the-perfect-mothers-day-gift-really","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/rebeccafrech\/2010\/04\/really-the-perfect-mothers-day-gift-really.html","title":{"rendered":"Really The Perfect Mother&#8217;s Day Gift&#8230;..Really"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>All moms love pictures of their children.\u00a0 We love to put them up in the house and gaze lovingly at pictures of our beloved little ones.\u00a0 We just hate to drag the whole group in to the studio and get the pictures taken.\u00a0 It\u2019s a nightmare, a necessary evil.<\/p>\n<p>Please, please do this for us.\u00a0 I don\u2019t even have words to tell you how big of a hero you could be if you showed up on Mother\u2019s Day morning with pictures of the children that mom didn\u2019t have to organize or schlep children to get.\u00a0 You should be canonized if you do this.\u00a0 Ladies, am I right?<\/p>\n<p>You don\u2019t have to go anywhere fancy or spend a bundle.\u00a0 Sears has all these great <a href=\"http:\/\/searsportrait.com\/cpi\/en-US\/offers\/main\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">coupons<\/a> for portrait packages starting at $7.99.\u00a0 Cheap, cheap, dirt cheap.\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/digital-photography-school.com\/family-portraits-dos-and-donts\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Here<\/a> are some tips to make your portrait experience go better and make you feel as if you have a clue in the portrait studio.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and guys, let\u2019s be honest here.\u00a0 You have a difficult time dressing yourself.\u00a0 Please don\u2019t try and dress the whole family.\u00a0 That\u2019s what teenage daughters or sisters in law are for.\u00a0 Let them handle the clothes.\u00a0 Your wife will thank you for it.<\/p>\n<p>She\u2019ll be thrilled.\u00a0 You\u2019ll be the best husband ever.\u00a0 You\u2019re welcome!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: lime\">*I have not been paid for this endorsement.\u00a0 I just would love, love, love to get this for Mother\u2019s Day.*<\/span><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All moms love pictures of their children.\u00a0 We love to put them up in the house and gaze lovingly at pictures of our beloved little ones.\u00a0 We just hate to drag the whole group in to the studio and get the pictures taken.\u00a0 It\u2019s a nightmare, a necessary evil. 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