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Is there still anyone on the planet who gets their Viagra from an online pharmacy where \u201cno doctor is needed\u201d, who clicks through to meet \u201cnaughty, lonely housewives looking for a hookup\u201d, or really believes they can get their PhD in 2 months of online night school?\u00a0 <\/p>\n

I don\u2019t believe that there are unclaimed government funds waiting for me to just fill out a form and pay a small fee (how many ways can you say audit?), or that my gay lover is just sitting there waiting for me to click on his profile.\u00a0 I\u2019m not sure I\u2019m what he\u2019s looking for anyway.<\/p>\n

As much as I\u2019d love a last minute deal on a Caribbean vacation, I\u2019d need a passport first.\u00a0 The secret to winning the lottery? Tell me how many times have you\u2019ve won it first before<\/i> I send you my credit card number.\u00a0\u00a0 Sure, I\u2019d love laser hair removal or magic diet pills or even a free tummy tuck.\u00a0 I just have to respond in the next 20 minutes?\u00a0 Which 20 minutes would that be? Their ad has been popping up all day.<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t get the purpose behind spam.\u00a0 I can\u2019t believe anyone actually responds to any of the crazy things they promise.\u00a0 But if you\u2019ve ever clicked through and ended up smarter, cuter, richer and better endowed, drop me a line and let me know how that\u2019s working for you.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Although you wouldn\u2019t know it from my inbox, I do not happen to be a feminist with Nigerian relatives trying to leave me millions of dollars, who needs money from Barack Obama to go to college, is worried about the Republican effort to kill health care, wants to see your naughty video or is in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1979,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\nMy Penis Is Just Fine, Thank You<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Although you wouldn't know it from my inbox, I do not happen to be a feminist with Nigerian relatives trying to leave me millions of dollars, who needs\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" 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