{"id":10325,"date":"2012-10-24T15:45:41","date_gmt":"2012-10-24T19:45:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/?p=10325"},"modified":"2012-10-24T15:45:41","modified_gmt":"2012-10-24T19:45:41","slug":"indiana-jones-and-the-sacred-baby-walker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2012\/10\/indiana-jones-and-the-sacred-baby-walker.html","title":{"rendered":"Indiana Jones and the Sacred Baby-Walker"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>There is some debate about whether there will be a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1462764\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">5th Indiana Jones movie<\/a>, but <a href=\"http:\/\/io9.com\/5953846\/behold-the-divine-baby-walker-of-jesus-christ\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">IO9 recently shared<\/a> a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.retronaut.com\/2012\/10\/the-infant-jesus-in-a-baby-walker\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">neglected sacred item<\/a> that would be worth of the adventurer\u2019s next quest \u2013 especially if by that stage he is so elderly that he himself needs a walker!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/exploringourmatrix\/files\/2012\/10\/The-Infant-Jesus-in-a-Baby-Walker.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10326\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/exploringourmatrix\/files\/2012\/10\/The-Infant-Jesus-in-a-Baby-Walker.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"557\" height=\"534\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I love this part of the piece at IO9: \u201cBut can you combine the sacred baby walker Voltron style with the Spear of Destiny and the Holy Grail to build a prayer-powered F-15? That is the real question.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s <a href=\"http:\/\/historyproject.ucdavis.edu\/ic\/image_details.php?id=10768\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\">more information about the piece of art on the web site of the University of California, Davis<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is some debate about whether there will be a 5th Indiana Jones movie, but IO9 recently shared a neglected sacred item that would be worth of the adventurer\u2019s next quest \u2013 especially if by that stage he is so elderly that he himself needs a walker! 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