{"id":11120,"date":"2012-12-04T14:33:49","date_gmt":"2012-12-04T19:33:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/?p=11120"},"modified":"2012-12-04T14:33:49","modified_gmt":"2012-12-04T19:33:49","slug":"the-reason-for-the-season-if-youre-a-literalist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2012\/12\/the-reason-for-the-season-if-youre-a-literalist.html","title":{"rendered":"Literally the Reason for the Season"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11121\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/exploringourmatrix\/files\/2012\/12\/Literalist-reason-for-the-season.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"309\"><\/p>\n<p>This year\u2019s version of an image and message that <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2011\/11\/reason-for-the-season.html\/axial-tilt-the-reason-for-the-season\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\">circulated this time last year<\/a>, too.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This year\u2019s version of an image and message that circulated this time last year, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":136,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[928,1852,4692,10016,10975,12600,13786],"class_list":["post-11120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-axial","tag-christmas","tag-holiday","tag-reason","tag-season","tag-tilt","tag-winter"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Literally the Reason for the Season<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"This year&#039;s version of an image and message that circulated this time last year, too.\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2012\/12\/the-reason-for-the-season-if-youre-a-literalist.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Literally the Reason for the Season\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"This year&#039;s version of an image and message that circulated this time last year, too.\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2012\/12\/the-reason-for-the-season-if-youre-a-literalist.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Religion Prof: The Blog of James F. 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