{"id":13539,"date":"2013-03-21T12:28:20","date_gmt":"2013-03-21T16:28:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/?p=13539"},"modified":"2013-03-21T12:28:20","modified_gmt":"2013-03-21T16:28:20","slug":"band-names","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2013\/03\/band-names.html","title":{"rendered":"Band Names"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>The pastor of my church asked for input on what to call our church music group. We feel like we ought to have <a href=\"http:\/\/xkcd.com\/119\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">a name for our band<\/a>. Here were the suggestions that he started out with:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Facebook Poll: Help us name our Worship Team at Crooked Creek Baptist. So far the suggestions are (in no order of seriousness): Scruffy Looking Nerf-Herders, Shapeshifting Jesus, Crooked Creed, and Front Row Baptists. Other suggestions are permitted!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Which would you pick? What other ones might you propose? If copyright infringement is not a concern, others that I thought of included Alderaan, Rogue Squadron, and Miracle Max and the Mostly Dead.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe we should just use one of the online <a href=\"http:\/\/www.1728.org\/bandname.htm\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">band name generators<\/a>. The one I linked to came up with some good ones like \u201cCareless Vengeance,\u201d \u201cAberrant \u00a0 \u00a0University\u201d and \u201cDinosaur Dispute\u201d! Or maybe we should call ourselves \u201cBand Name Generator\u201d?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alfredoafro.com\/comics\/crappy-band-name-722\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-13551\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/exploringourmatrix\/files\/2013\/03\/RAWRB_1351758123_173-Crappy-Band-Name-722.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"630\" height=\"394\"><\/a><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The pastor of my church asked for input on what to call our church music group. We feel like we ought to have a name for our band. Here were the suggestions that he started out with: Facebook Poll: Help us name our Worship Team at Crooked Creek Baptist. 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