{"id":13762,"date":"2013-03-30T22:39:46","date_gmt":"2013-03-31T02:39:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/?p=13762"},"modified":"2013-03-30T22:39:46","modified_gmt":"2013-03-31T02:39:46","slug":"drive-carefully","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2013\/03\/drive-carefully.html","title":{"rendered":"Drive Carefully!"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p> Thanks to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/friendlyatheist\/2013\/03\/30\/just-a-reminder-to-stay-off-the-roads-this-sunday\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"\" class=\" decorated-link\">Hemant Mehta<\/a> for reminding us that it is not only Easter tomorrow, but also \u201cJesus, Take The Wheel\u201d Day.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: none\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/exploringourmatrix\/files\/2013\/03\/wpid-Photo-Mar-30-2013-1035-PM.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/exploringourmatrix\/files\/2013\/03\/wpid-Photo-Mar-30-2013-1035-PM.jpg\" class=\"alignnone\" width=\"500\" height=\"206\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p> I am pretty sure no one will be observing the occasion. But be careful out there, just in case.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to Hemant Mehta for reminding us that it is not only Easter tomorrow, but also \u201cJesus, Take The Wheel\u201d Day. I am pretty sure no one will be observing the occasion. 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