{"id":13871,"date":"2013-04-04T19:28:47","date_gmt":"2013-04-04T23:28:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/?p=13871"},"modified":"2013-04-04T19:28:47","modified_gmt":"2013-04-04T23:28:47","slug":"i-am-altering-the-deal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2013\/04\/i-am-altering-the-deal.html","title":{"rendered":"I Am Altering the Deal"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-13872\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/exploringourmatrix\/files\/2013\/04\/Mickey-altering-the-deal.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"528\" height=\"352\"><\/p>\n<p>I adapted the already-existing cartoon that had been circulating, and changed Mickey\u2019s words to those which Darth Vader spoke to Lando Calrissian in The Empire Strikes Back, in light of some of <a href=\"http:\/\/io9.com\/is-disney-about-to-destroy-the-star-wars-expanded-unive-470481676\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">the changes Disney has been making to existing Star Wars programs and plans<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I adapted the already-existing cartoon that had been circulating, and changed Mickey\u2019s words to those which Darth Vader spoke to Lando Calrissian in The Empire Strikes Back, in light of some of the changes Disney has been making to existing Star Wars programs and plans.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":136,"featured_media":13872,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,91],"tags":[1015,1625,1959,2518,2725,3901,6342,7387,9854,13375],"class_list":["post-13871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","category-star-wars-science-fiction","tag-bargain","tag-cartoon","tag-clone-wars","tag-deal","tag-disney","tag-george-lucas","tag-lando-calrissian","tag-mickey-mouse","tag-quote","tag-video-game"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>I Am Altering the Deal<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"I adapted the already-existing cartoon that had been circulating, and changed Mickey&#039;s words to those which Darth Vader spoke to Lando Calrissian in The\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2013\/04\/i-am-altering-the-deal.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"I Am Altering the Deal\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"I adapted the already-existing cartoon that had been circulating, and changed Mickey&#039;s words to those which Darth Vader spoke to Lando Calrissian in The\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2013\/04\/i-am-altering-the-deal.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Religion Prof: The Blog of James F. 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