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<\/a><\/div>\nAccording to reports, health inspectors today shut down the restaurant at an unspecified creation museum. The creationism-themed restaurant had previously been given a warning when the restaurant\u2019s \u201cCrocoduck Burgers\u201d were tested and found not to contain meat from any known animal. <\/p>\n
Today\u2019s closure\u00a0drew attention to\u00a0the restaurant\u2019s practice of serving foods on which e. coli bacteria had been not\u00a0merely allowed but caused<\/em> to grow to dangerous levels. The restaurant\u2019s manager, who may face criminal charges, said that this practice was aimed at increasing popular awareness of the e. coli\u2019s irreducibly complex flagella, one of the marvels of intelligent design.<\/p>\n The museum\u2019s chief director, however,\u00a0opined that the restaurant\u2019s closure might be for the best.\u00a0\u201cI have long been concerned that some visitors to the museum might mistakenly interpret their vomiting and diarrhea as a reaction to the exhibits<\/em>, rather than the restaurant,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n According to reports, health inspectors today shut down the restaurant at an unspecified creation museum. The creationism-themed restaurant had previously been given a warning when the restaurant\u2019s \u201cCrocoduck Burgers\u201d were tested and found not to contain meat from any known animal. Today\u2019s closure\u00a0drew attention to\u00a0the restaurant\u2019s practice of serving foods on which e. coli bacteria […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":136,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1428","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n